AntipodeanSF Issue 335

Weaning Time For Rosemary's Baby

By Wes Parish

Rosemary Farrow-Polanski held her little finger out to her little baby, Roman, and waved it in front of his hands. Sure enough, little hands reached up to grasp at her little finger. She cooed and tugged experimentally, and her baby coed and gurgled back at her.

She looked over her shoulder at Uluru, dark reddish grey in the twilight, and smiled. Escaping that mad bunch of loonies in New York City had been a great idea! She felt more at peace with the austere beauty of the Australian Outback than she'd ever felt in New York's concrete jungle. At least out here, she was not likely to meet that stranger in black, who had seduced her and left her with this baby. His eyes were funny — bright red, hadn't they been? And he had kept his ears hidden. At least he hadn't stalked her ... 

Still, playing with her baby wasn't going to get the evening meal done, and she moved away from her tent, to the barbecue standing next to her car, and then opened the esky to get at the food for baby. She put some steaks on the barbecue, and mixed the grated pumpkin soup for Roman. He was in the early stages of weaning, and the pumpkin seemed to calm him down. And, no, she did not want a repeat of the weaning tantrum she had endured on the flight from Honolulu to Sydney.

She rose to take the meal to him, and as she did so, she saw a tail whisk past her, in the direction of the tent. A dog? There were no dogs within a hundred miles, she was prepared to swear. What could it be?

She went into the tent and screamed. The dog? No, a dingo, she remembered — they lived out this part of the world, and weren't choosy about what or who they ate — was reaching with its jaws, to bite her Roman! How she screamed! And the dingo looked contemptuously at her!

What could she use to beat it off her baby? Her knives were beside the barbecue, she didn't have a gun, she ... Her baby, her beloved little Roman who had only just learned to grip her little finger with his hand, was grabbing at the dingo's tail.

Then it was the dingo yelping, as its tail was dragged ever closer to her baby's mouth.

He opened his mouth and chomped down on the dingo's tail, and its yelps became frantic with terror.

Little by little, the tail was eaten, and the rest of the dingo dragged closer to the hungry maw of her little baby ... only, when she looked again, he didn't seem so very little. By the light of the tilly lamp, his teeth were sharp, and his eyes seemed ... bright red? And no matter how hard the dingo struggled to escape, it couldn't, and before she knew it, all that was left of the dingo was bright red streaks on Roman's baby clothes and a set of parallel scratches on the tent's floor.

Roman smiled brightly at her, displaying his sharp teeth, and burped. Then it all faded back, and he was an ordinary-looking baby once more.

She could never fit the pieces back together in her mind as to why she broke and ran through the campground, but she was recorded as screaming, "Help! Help! My baby's taken a dingo! My baby's eaten a dingo! Help! Help!"

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About the Author

sf pedal steelWesley Parish is an SF fan from early childhood. Born in PNG, he enjoys reading about humans in strange cultures and circumstances.

His favourite SF authors include Ursula Le Guin, Fritz Lieber, Phillip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard and Frank Herbert.

Wes lives in Christchurch, NZ, is an unemployed Java and C programmer, and has recently decided to become a mad ukuleleist, flautist and trombonist, and would love to revert to being the mad fiddler and pedal steel guitarist..  "Where oh where has my little pedal steel got to ... ?"

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Issue Contributors

Meet the Narrators

Merri Andrew

merri andrew 200Merri Andrew writes poetry and short fiction, some of which has appeared in Cordite, Be:longing, Baby Teeth and Islet, among other places.

She has been a featured artist for the Noted festival, won a Red Room #30in30 daily poetry challenge and was shortlisted for the

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Brian Biswas

brian-biswasBrian Biswas lives in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA.

He is the author of the short story collection,  "A Betrayal and Other Stories", published by Rogue Star Press, and the novel "The Astronomer", published by Whisk(e)y Tit Books.

A second collection, "Blister

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Tom Wrosch

tom wrosch 150Tom Wrosch is a retired policy analyst with the State of Oregon, and resides with his wife in Salem.

He has decades-long experience in community theater and radio, most recently appearing as Grandpa in You Can’t Take it With You. Besides theater, his hobbies include reading, choral

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Alistair Lloyd

alistair lloyd 200Alistair Lloyd is a Melbourne based writer and narrator who has been consuming good quality science fiction and fantasy most of his life.

You may find him on Twitter as <@mr_al> and online at <...

James Walton

james walton 200James Walton was a librarian, a farm labourer, and mostly a public sector union official.

He is published in many anthologies, journals, and newspapers.

He has been shortlisted for the ACU National Literature Prize, the MPU International Prize, The William Wantling Prize, the James Tate Prize, and is a winner of the Raw

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Emma Gill

Emma Louise GillEmma Louise Gill (she/her) is a British-Australian spec fic writer and consumer of vast amounts of coffee. Brought up on a diet of English lit, she rebelled and now spends her time writing explosive space opera and other fantastical things in

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Tim Borella

tim borellaTim Borella is an Australian author, mainly of short speculative fiction published in anthologies, online and in podcasts.

He’s also a songwriter, and has been fortunate enough to have spent most of his working life doing something else he loves, flying.

Tim lives with his wife Georgie in beautiful Far

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Geraldine Borella

geraldine borella 200Geraldine Borella writes fiction for children, young adults and adults. Her work has been published by Deadset Press, IFWG Publishing, Wombat Books/Rhiza Edge, AHWA/Midnight Echo, Antipodean SF, Shacklebound Books, Black Ink Fiction, Paramour Ink Fiction, House of Loki and Raven & Drake

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Ed Errington

ed erringtonEd lives with his wife plus a magical assortment of native animals in tropical North Queensland.

His efforts at wallaby wrangling are without parallel — at least in this universe.

He enjoys reading and writing science-fiction stories set within intriguing, yet plausible contexts, and invite readers’ “willing suspension of

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Laurie Bell

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Laurie Bell lives in Melbourne, Australia and is the author of "The Stones of Power Series" via Wyvern's Peak Publishing: "The Butterfly Stone", "The Tiger's Eye" and "The Crow's Heart" (YA/Fantasy).

She is also the author of "White Fire" (Sci-Fi) and "The Good, the Bad and the Undecided" (a

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Sarah Jane Justice

Sarah Jane Justice 200Sarah Jane Justice is an Adelaide-based fiction writer, poet, musician and spoken word artist.

Among other achievements, she has performed in the National Finals of the Australian Poetry Slam, released two albums of her original music and seen her poetry

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Mark English

mark english 100Mark is an astrophysicist and space scientist who worked on the Cassini/Huygens mission to Saturn. Following this he worked in computer consultancy, engineering, and high energy research (with a stint at the JET Fusion Torus).

All this science hasn't damped his love of fantasy and science fiction. It has, however, ruined his

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Tara Campbell

tara campbell 150Tara Campbell is an award-winning writer, teacher, Kimbilio Fellow, fiction co-editor at Barrelhouse, and graduate of American University's MFA in Creative Writing.

Publication credits include Masters Review, Wigleaf, Electric Literature,

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Carolyn Eccles

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Carolyn's work spans devising, performance, theatre-in-education and a collaborative visual art practice.

She tours children's works to schools nationally with School Performance Tours, is a member of the Bathurst physical theatre ensemble Lingua Franca and one half of darkroom —

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Chuck McKenzie

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Chuck McKenzie was born in 1970 and still spends most of his time there. His science fiction and horror short stories have been nominated for multiple genre awards, and he hopes to one day be remembered as the sort of person neighbours later describe as seeming

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