Date Night

By Kevin J. Phyland

sfgenreThis Saturday night I am a young man. Very young. About nineteen or twenty. I can feel the fresh young muscles in my arms and legs rippling with suppressed energy. Caged panthers ready to spring at the slightest excitement.

The meeting starts promptly at 7 p.m. As it always does. The walls to the left and right of the room are covered in mirrors. To give a feeling of space mostly, but also to enable the meeting participants to preen and admire themselves or check out the rest of the seated avatars.

I admire my physique openly.

Sun-bleached yellow-blonde hair in a mop from a surfing youth that I never had. Deeply tanned and finely muscled arms and legs. A dancer's body. A face just starting to earn permanent creases around the mouth and eyes from smiling in the sunshine. Blue eyes.

A poster or a caricature of a healthy twenty-year-old.

In back of my reflection I see the avatar of a woman watching my narcissistic display with dark eyes and a slightly amused expression.

Her avatar is about mid-twenties and rather short in stature. Her dark hair is cropped short to frame a heart-shaped face and her legs are hidden in old-fashioned bottle-green trousers.

The meeting adjourns after yet another overly enthusiastic pep talk about the therapeutic benefits of pair-ponding for avatars here in The Field Of Reeds®. Even in a software afterlife it wasn't considered healthy to be alone.

The gathering eventually devolves into a sort of ritualistic mixer, where uploads of all adult ages feign polite interest in each others’ histories, real or imagined. Usually the latter.

We meet over the punch, and I tell her that I am a dancer. I omit the fact that I am a very poor dancer and always have been. She cocks her left ear towards me as I speak. A remnant mannerism that the avatar has unconsciously absorbed. She was most likely hard of hearing before entering postlife.

She tells me that she was a judge once, but that she never really enjoyed it. She waves a hand expansively at the rest of the meeting group, summarily sentencing them to irrelevance. I have attracted her attention.

“Call me Carol,” she says, and leans closer to me and whispers a truly salacious and outre suggestion for next week's meeting.

I consider her proposal. The consequences for me if it is merely a practical joke on her part seem minor enough — embarrassment was never fatal nor permanent — so I agree.

I spend the intervening week puzzling over my appearance for the next meeting. It's not an easy thing to show. But time in The Field Of Reeds® Afterlife Facility runs much faster than the human world. Being stored at petaflop speed means the week only lasted a few minutes in the world of my extinct meatspace body shell.

It amuses me mildly that since being uploaded so little time has passed for my old body that it may not yet have been buried!

By the time the next Date Night had rolled around I had decided on my avatar statement. It was bold but truthful. It was something that any slumming AIs in The Field Of Reeds® would not see as particularly odd but posthumans most definitely would.

Half the avatars shrink back in amazement as I enter the mirrored room. I take note of which ones, as they were once human. My avatar is a shrunken, aged male body covered in liver spots and burst blood vessels. A one-piece surgical gown open at the rear barely covers my scrawny shanks and behind. My right hand grasps an antique mobile morphine drip. Only my eyes are youthful.

She appears a few minutes later. Her avatar is amazing! She is seated in a twentieth century wheelchair (with actual wheels!) and most of her hair is gone. One leg has been amputated and one arm is prosthetic. Her eyes smile at me.

“May I have this dance, Carol?” I ask huskily and without irony.

She smiles from a mouth stretched skeletally thin. “My pleasure,” she says.

And we dance a slow shuffle around the room displaying what it was like to be human, while the rest of the avatars regard us variously with awe or indifference.

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About The Author

Kevin J. Phyland

Kevin J. PhylandRetired after 33 years of teaching, Kevin now indulges his passions full-time: weather, reading and writing. His fiction usually embraces darker themes or the new weird, but lately he has gone back to more traditional old school SFF. He has set himself the task of reading every Stephen King novel, in order, and all of the recommended SF reading lists of Locus magazine for the last 35 years <>. His eyes hurt.


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